My Zombie Girlfriend
by John Willoughby

Texting all day on the phone, can't wait to get you all alone
All the things that we like to do, body parts that I like to chew
It's a love that will never die, heaven knows that we're going to try
You'll always be inside of me, when you let me eat your brain

I can't wait to eat your brain
I'm in love with your enormous brain
It's all that I can think about
It makes me want to shout
Please don’t let me go insane
No need to try to explain
You've got to end this pain
I just can't wait to eat your brain

Third date coming up tonight, thinking that it's feeling right
Are you finally going to stay, are we going to go all the way?
I promise that I'll be gentle, even though it's sounding mental
When you give yourself to me, and you let me eat your brain

I can't wait to eat your brain
I'm in love with your enormous brain
It's all that I can think about
It makes me want to shout
Please don t let me go insane
No need to try to explain
You've got to end this pain
I just can't wait to eat your brain
I just can't wait to eat your brain

Now you've got the fever too, a little bite and you've joined the crew
I see the hunger in your eyes, and it's really no surprise
We'll find a living pair, a cute couple that we don't scare
We'll go on a double date, and then we're going to eat their brains

I can't wait to eat your brain
I'm in love with your enormous brain
It's all that I can think about
It makes me want to shout
Please don t let me go insane
No need to try to explain
You've got to end this pain
I just can’t wait to eat your brain
I’m in love with your delicious brain
I think I’m going to go insane
And I just can't wait to eat your brain